Iceland’s government somehow manages to be Althings to all people.
Why do those with big noses like making out with their supervisors?
Because – they’re pro-boss-kiss!
Scandinavians live at the edge of the Earth, ie Fin land.
I met a homeless prostitute during WWI. She was known as The Grate Whore.
We will do any kind of scatological joke, except if it’s ass poonerism.
I can guarantee you won’t feel any pain, in “no one’s hurtin” terms.
If you get your private parts stuck in your zipper, you can call 1-800-CAUGHT-JUNK.
The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.
What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.