Many people from the UK have pale skin. They’re like bleached Wales.
Month: March 2022
Jane Austen was a fan of online enumeration. Just look at her book, Census and Sensible-IT.
Why do most bus drivers switch careers and eventually become prostitutes?
It’s the transit-whorey nature of the job.
Is it true that those who polish their own wood never catch veneereal disease?
When North American aboriginal cannibals had a successful hunt they would thank the Cree ater.
The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree.
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
I can’t trust those capitalist pigs because of the Lie boar scandal.
Why is the US whistleblower stuck in Moscow? Because, he’s Snowden.
When Bart kicked Homer in the crotch, he felt like a baker. He kneed the D’oh!