Pun of the Day
Too many talking parrots: pollyyammery.
As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
The women are somehow bouncier, on the gal o’ pogos islands.
You’re doing just fine without an Irish accent. If it ain’t brogue don’t fix it.
What’s bigger than a big rat?
A huge-mongoose (and of course, a ginormouse).
If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
Edward VIII‘s crown was throne away.



