I made a pass, and the woman at the bar threw her drink at me. That sent Chivas down my spine.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had the 12 app puzzles?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Justin Timberlake’s concerts feature everything but the kitsch ‘N Sync.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which actor gave the most grateful Oscar acceptance speech?
T.Hanks.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...At first John Lennon refused to perform jingles for fast food ads, but then he decided to give pizza chants.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In an issue of British national security, they had to call in a repairman to re-wind Big Ben. MI6 classified it as ‘clock in danger‘ operation.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour.
(4 votes, average: 1.75 out of 5)Loading...I have encyclopedic knowledge of amphibians, aka toadal recall.
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