I feel a kinship with old Italian things. I’ve always been a bit of a Rome antique.
Pun of the Day
Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
Amazon needs millions of drones, to ensure hover night delivery.
I have a cool aunt. I call her Auntie Freeze.
George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.
Siemens has spread around a lot of seed money to open up orffices in Regina.
The butcher with leftover bits of carcass was struggling to make ends meat. I never sausage effort; it was offally hard work.
If Iran does get the bomb, I won’t say Ayatollah you so.


