Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”
Pun of the Day
When Bart kicked Homer in the crotch, he felt like a baker. He kneed the D’oh!
Barack O’Bahama was the first Irish president of a Caribbean country.
The warehouse smelled like an olfactory.
If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?
Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.
The more knowledge I gain, the more ignorance I lose. It’s a bit of knowing situation.
When I mistook the piece of crap for the sausage, my day immediately took a turd for the wurst.
Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
Those who lose the Souper Bowl tend to hear lots of boouillons from the fans. But give credit to the Packers for ladling it on the line and showing a stiff upper lipton.


