Smashing light bulbs is, among other things, unchivalrous. It’s no way to treat LED.
Pun of the Day
Which band’s ride always broke down? Van Ailin’
The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.
Nitting is a lousy hobby.
The world will never run out of water, according to Wells Fargo.
Sasquatch has high net swarth.
All my friends have dangerously explosive bowels. But I stand by my Crohnies nonetheless.
How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.
Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.
Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.


