Pun of the Day
Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed.
Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture?
I tried some honey. It really was the bee’s sneeze.
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
A man who wins a poker tournament has yet to reach the pinochle of achievement.
Last night I fought a tree. I was punch trunk.
A nation full of insane people has a lot of govern mental challenges.
Very few Broadway actors live a Tony lifestyle.
What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?
Chemo-wasabe!



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