Pun of the Day
I went to an English hotel. It was a great Brit inn.
You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”
Importers should be jailed! They are traders to our country.
Silly putty enjoys top 10 goo glee rankings.
Smartphone downloads will at last be available in North Korea, under the U.S. and South Korea’s policy of app easement.
The pervert was arrested after going back to the store and demanding a refondle.
The average length of time taken for a new faculty member to attain the rank of full professor at a university is around ten years.
Ramadan puns tend to be pretty have-fast.
Hear about the castrated pimp, aka the Headless Whoresman?



