For a pun about blind dates, the best part is the set up.
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I can’t stand fishing in the creek. It’s way too crawdad.
Didja hear a 1960s Canadian prime minister started wearing earrings? It’s true it’s true, Lester B Pearson.
What’s worse than Tourette’s? Blurtigo.
The pun about the man with the world’s longest shin? I’ll finish it tomorrow. Tibia continued…
Do fencers enjoy crossword puzzles?
Before live-action pornography was legalized, XXX videos were shot exclusively in Playmation.
Navy officers tend to behave admiralbly.
Poor typists are rather un qwerty nated.
Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for two sisters entering their first 5k obstacle. Both stay at home moms (29 and 33). ~DebbieÂ
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Soeur Legs
- Sore-Already Sisters
- Sisters Have Mercy
- Twisted Sisters
- Stay at Homewreckers
- Drop The Mom On Ya
- SisTeam of a Down
- No Way to Race a Child
- Si Bling


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