The baseball player’s swing was so good, some said it defied the Laws of Physics. The critics, however, claimed his bat was quarked.
Pun of the Day
When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark.
Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator?
Openly gay boxers are always out and a bout.
Documentary of affordable Middle Eastern housing: Low Rents of Arabia.
Hear that you can place bets in Vegas about celebrity pregnancies? Just check the ovary/undies!
Forget Christmas carols. It’s time to perform Johann’s arias, because today is Bach sing day.
Why did the cannibal eat his wife and children?
He was familyished!
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
In the postmodern Catholic Church, every assumption will be deaconstructed.


