Smiling can be difficult. It involves rearranging your basic frowndations.
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.
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(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suck the poison. That’s the antidote.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Charles Dickens was quite moved after witnessing the foul, unhygienic conditions of the English workers. One time he saw a man spitting phlegm down a sewer, and was so disgusted that he wrote a novel about it: Grate Expectorations.
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(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What’s worse than colour blindness?
Being chromatose.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...VP candidate Sarah claims to know that the world was created 6,000 years ago—but most Palin-ontologists would disagree.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How does ‘Father Earth’ dance so well?
Well, he’s a scientist, so he uses an Algoreithm.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
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