Nuclear holocaust: when your family confronts you in an auditorium.
Pun of the Day
Myanmar friends went to Burma. We love to sing and we love Japanese food. We arrived, got settled Aung San Suu Kyi songs.
I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.
I see an increase in prostitution on the ho, risin’.
When was the yoyo originally used in combat?
During the First Whirled War.
Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.
Sterilizing food with urine is, unfortunately, a pees meal solution.
Name for a men-only massage therapy clinic: Backs Treat Boys.
There’s nothing quite like a South Pacific vacation: seven days in Jakarta makes me week Indonesia.


