Government budget cuts? I abhor fiscal violence.
Pun of the Day
The zoo knows that gorilla marketing can be very effective.
These days all airlines offer services such as wifi and Sky pee.
The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme.
The world’s largest rodent-carving is absolutely hew-mongoose.
What my kid asked when he saw a Smurf: ‘Daddy, why is this guy blue?’
To kill all the cows, you need moo clear weapons.
I’m psychic. Seeriously.
Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.



