I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When he was a young man Fidel Castro went to a Cuban psychic and asked if she could tell anything about him. The old woman looked at Fidel closely and declared, “You should avoid alcohol at all costs. Because when you are drunk I predict that you will make waves, overthrow governments, and stir up revolution!” She pointed at him, “So do not, under any circumstances, become inebriated!”
Well, El Commandante was put off. This was ridiculous:
“Me, a drunken revolutionary?” he replied, “that’s preposterous!” And he pointed a finger back, “Ma’am, you are a crook and a charlatan. Why, I don’t even believe in stupor-sedition!”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Grab a tea: what Isaac Newton did when he was thirsty.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I moved next door to a cannibal. One day he came over for a bite. “Just being nibble-ly,” he explained.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I went camping with my brother and made fun of his shelter. After that he remained diss tent with me.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why are there so many cigarette ads at auto races?
Because the tobacco companies will profit from car-synergic events.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I believe Homeland Security depends on two things:
ED: What’s that?
NED: First, honouring our sheep, and second, constipating our pigeons.
ED: Really?
NED: Yes! Everyone knows that ewe-knighted we stand, while dove-voided we fall.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!”
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!
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