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Pun of the Day
I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.
Some South Americans visited Italy, and the country’s beauty made them cry. I think they were Venice wailin’.
Do telemarketers go to robocollege?
All my friends wear hats in their profile picture. They should call it FezBook!
Look at Superman’s abs. The guy is krypt.
The corn farmer was so cheap. Everyone called him a maizer.
Foul tasting medicine was invented by the pill-grims.
Join the circus and put your life on the lion. You’ll have all the trapeze of success. It’s in tents. So go for the juggler.
You shouldn’t assume that people with big hair like to give high-fives. In fact that would be a frodian slap.


