A man who touches a woman’s leg is guilty of massage a knee.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Someone stole my Swedish car: it’s a real Saab story. I don’t mean to get emotional; I guess I’m too inVolvo’ed. Heck I’ve even considered going scuba diving, to see if it’s buried underwater – but I’m afraid of getting the Benz. I know, it’s my own fault; I really should be driving a Mazda Me-oughta, especially after the hos had blown on my loaner, a Poontiac. GM cars really make me Buick. (As for British imports – get Bentley!)
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which insects are voyeurs?
Spied hers!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Goose turd makes waterfowl.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Professional soccer is the most hard score sport there is.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Setting a meeting with a cephalopod requires some squid iCal thinking.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?
“Make it faux.”
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.
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