The strip club dancer once attended mass, but now she’s a laps Catholic.
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(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Escape from a moving transport truck? I can’t–I’m a freight.
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he  never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you want to wrangle more than three ursines, you will have to be four bearing.
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