Drooling is my new religion. It’s the only path to salivation.
Pun of the Day
Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.
Did you hear about the guy with a lisp who went to an art film about the sewing industry, but couldn’t comprehend all the thimbolism?
Those who are willing to taste unfamiliar foods will try-yum-ph in the end.
Monetary policy madness: Fed Chair Ben Bernanke, aka the ‘Bernanker-Chief’, is blowing his wad!
NED: I would like to rent some stripper equipment.
ED: Just call the pole lease!
Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned.
Rob Ford mayor scandal?? Something’s rotund in the state of Denmark! #robford
Writing a symphony is a draw note process.
Hear about the new levy on pushpins?
It’s a tacks grab!

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