Do airport workers have to take hangar management courses?
Pun of the Day
When they told me La Paz was a capital city, I said I don’t Bolivia.
If you see someone writing with their finger, you should offer them a pen for their thoughts.
The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.
The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!
Horror movie about bad airline food: Snacks on a Plane.
If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?
Where can you buy alligator steaks? At a swamp meat.
Do wasps like porn?
Yes, beestiality. As for ants, they’re into formication.

