The disorganized Pride parade planner had a bit of a wandering gays.
Pun of the Day
Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious.
If when swimming you see a lone shark, pay interest.
In his college days, Einstein had a psychedelic dream about hobbits being struck by lightning. He awoke and proclaimed to the world this discovery – of the Frodo-electric effect.
Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.
When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
Anyone with a wiener dog deserves common daschunds.
Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.



