How old is a flower? I can’t tell. Is it adult orchid?
Pun of the Day
If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.
I can’t stand when bread gets overcooked. I’m black-toast intolerant.
Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?
At an Oh-eh-sis!
Frittata: food for a ‘bare breasts’ advocate.
The most huggable sea creature is the cuttlefish.
I’m forming a Kindergarten Metal band. Gonna call it AB/CD.
The terrorists who attack via weaponized cows are the most a bomb in a bull kind.
I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.
You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.


