Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
Pun of the Day
How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.
I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
Anyone who believes in communist ideology has sickle logical problems.
There are mostly perfume ads on Channel Number 5.
Dog supermarkets became incredibly noisy after the introduction of bark odes.
What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.
I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
Austria started WWI because it had no Franz.


