How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
Pun of the Day
Frequent urination is the hallmark symptom of which STD?
Gone urea.
Did The Doors hold jamb sessions?
How does the the Baseball Bible start?
‘In the big inning…’
The pothole problem is getting crater and crater.
Hear about the independent sheep who wanted muttonomy? The ram’s drive for freedom goated her on.
Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.
Insomnia cures are so common; they’re a dime a dozin’.
Hear about the gay tourist in Egypt who was excited to see the sphincts?
The man who hated fake politeness was so renowned, when he died they preserved him in formality hide.

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