The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.
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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...They certainly enjoy their pig rodeos, in Buckingham Palace.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My calculus teacher is hot. She derives me wild.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Political correctness is so out of hand that anyone merely carrying a watch can be branded a Nazi— you know, for wearing a Swatch-ticker.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The people of Helsinki have never been a fan of Schubert’s UnFinnish Symphony.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Which animal is hardest to milk?
The drama dairy.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.
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