I get turned on by clown colleges. There’s something about those taught bawdies.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Unfilled potholes always re-tar my progress.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I got mugged in Switzerland, and I’ll never go back. Once Berned, twice shy.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I eat shredded cabbage with mayonnaise: I’m a slaw-biting citizen.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Nuclear holocaust: when your family confronts you in an auditorium.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Myanmar friends went to Burma. We love to sing and we love Japanese food. We arrived, got settled Aung San Suu Kyi songs.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I see an increase in prostitution on the ho, risin’.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When was the yoyo originally used in combat?
During the First Whirled War.
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