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Pun of the Day
Shamans are always embarrassing themselves.
Pat and Rhain sometimes get desperate. Whenever they make puns about ungulate hoof-cleaners, for example, it’s time for a gnu toe-pick.
Hungry dogs act quite cur-munchin’-ly.
The Scandinavian cook went to the store and brought some Stockholm to Sweden the pot.
The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.
China promised human rights would be respected by the arrival of the 2008 Olympics—but it appears to be a classic Beijing switch manoeuvre. O, the Hunanity!
Don’t bother entering a shoe store. Everything is already soled.
It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.
I hate math. I’m an anti-summite.

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