If I show anyone my cuckoo clock, I’ll be a laughing’s tock.
Pun of the Day
A tyrant is like bad weather: The reign never lets up.
Anyone who mentions their friend Wanda all the time, has a Wanda-mentional personality.
I should get promoted because I gave you a hot beverage. After all, I have seen your tea.
I was a rusted for leaving metal out in the rain. I didn’t mean to; it was an oxy date.
All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.
The mob banging at my gates is a door rabble.
Italian clowns are the most Rome antic.
Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.
In corrupt judicial systems, witnesses can be bribed with testimoney.


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