Pun of the Day
Jedi Luke Skywalker aka a Sham Hand Witch?
Sleep? There’s a nap for that.
The immigrant who fell into a wood chipper was a victim of ethnic slurries.
Paddling in circles is an either oar proposition.
When Napster hit the music industry, it was like Sharenobyl.
Do pigs sleep in hamhocks?
Cow insults can be very hard to diss heifer.
If Apple changed its name to Pumpkin, would their computer be a Hackinsquash?
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!


