The failed magician was a wand erring soul.
Pun of the Day
Where did the Pied Piper hide his vermin?
In his mouse stash.
I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.
When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
It’s difficult to spot a Norseman. They have a Loki personality.
My son loves his bottle. The big glug.
Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.
When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
Basketball suspense show – the Mentallest.
For centuries, the only way to get a chiseled rear end, was to become ass tone mason.


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