People with diabetes shouldn’t fool around. No more hanky pancreas!
Pun of the Day
Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.
How would you describe most songs about farts?
Quite smell odious.
Classic Cannibal Menu:
- Smoked Salman appetizers, followed by Irish Stu, made with ground Chuck and sausage Patty; served with Trishkebobs and Eds of lettuce on the side.
- For dessert: Adam’s apple pie, and J-Lo pudding pops.
- To drink: Tina Colada or a Ron and Coke.
When reporters asked the Iranian president how he felt about America, he responded, “My mood? I’m mad! Didn’tcha know that?”
After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”
Forget about cows! It’ll be a low off your mind.
Is a studly chess player a Castlenova?
Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!


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