Do hip ‘eaus drink Perrier?
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(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?
“You reeka!“
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...After the Statue of Liberty was stolen, David Copperfield was put on trial to be judged by his peers. But he was found not guilty, as he was a con juror.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Americans are taking on too much debt, and it’s putting kinks in the economy. They love state-owe-masochism, getting fiscaled, bondage, and other stimulus measures. This is why they are being punished on the S&M 500.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...The best part of befriending an obese celebrity? Unfattered assess!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Mushroom pickers have loose morels.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which jedi didn’t get enough sun? Wan kenobi
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...In the fields, oxen just do their job. They care not for a plow’s.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The toreador must do all he can to defeat his nemesis. It’s his cat-a-gore-a-bull imperative.
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