Getting ‘cold feet’ at your wedding is a medical illness, aka groomatism.
Pun of the Day
NED: Why are the inheritors of writing instrument empire fortunes always from the middle east?
ED: Because they’re heir ‘o Bic.
Wood you consider lumberjacks to be hew man beings? It’s a difficult question, but I have to axe.
The fastidious mathematician’s favourite show was Ln Order.
If Kim Jong Un launches nukes it will be a Korea ending move.
What’s a cat’s favourite dessert?
Chocolate mouse.
We all get stung, after the stock market has piqued.
How does a mobster turn down fudge? A: “Fudgegettaboutit!“
Indian raitas pen a lot of naan-fiction. They unfold at a curried paste. I like to sit down in Mahal and read them. I got so engrossed the last time when my mom was leaving the house I didn’t even wish her ‘Mum, bai.’ Lucky she left me a deli sandwich. I Vishnu could read them all, but in India, of these books, they ban galore.
I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.


