There is nothing chattier than a half-cow, half duck. They can be very low quack ious.
Pun of the Day
Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a team of business faculty working in a group to promote and manage a business degree program. ~Greg, Salina
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Bizzy B’s
- The Prof-its
- The Capital P’s
- What will B. Com. of us
- The Busi-antine Empire
- The BCommoners
- The Tenure Plan
- BComming Tenured
- Capital in Hand
- Just the Facs Please
- The Faculties of Life
- The Prof Motive
- Setting Sales
- BBAM
- Be School
- PowerPointer Sisters
- We Admin Business [We mean business]
I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
For a man to be teased by a flightless bird is rather emusculating.
You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
I have a weakness for Japanese soup. Guess that makes me a misochist.
Gary from Austin, TX:
There’s a popular new film about the junior senator from Illinois
that is rumored to be secretly using a brand of women’s shampoo –
Breck Barack Mountain.
Hear about the man who was forced to go to psychaitrist after starving his pet cat?
He had a Feed-a-puss complex!
Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous.
If someone is vomiting, call emetic.


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