Trump’s unpredictable behaviour is his POTUS Operandi.
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Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.
Loaned out your sports car? What turbo you lent times are these!
Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
Advil helps me edit my essays. I B proofin’.
Members of the Flat Earth society would ridicule their opponents as sphere-mongers.
Which politician claimed he could spin gold out of nothing, and got upset when reporters called him names?
A: Trumpelstiltskin.


