I eat reams of soup. I should be nominated to the Soup Ream Court!
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LET’S KISS MAKEUP
Dear Pun Gents, I am combining all of my side gigs into one, and need a name. I craft unique decor, party plan and do make up artistry. HELP ME. ~Athena, Chicago
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Let’s Kiss Makeup
- About Face
- Inside Outside
- Spaces and Faces
- Pretty Party
- Inner and Outer Space
- Mascaramouche
- Side Giggles
- Bash Decision
- I Help You Planet
- Painted Planet
- Decoraid
Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
People who want to reverse their breast enhancements seriously need to get their prior titties straight.
Anyone who can read music must be rather cleffer.
In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
Vegans have been in the spotlight with the rise of the #MeatEwww movement.
You can’t win a fight with Monsanto. You just have to agri.
If you work in demolition, you deserve a raze.
The insomniac stayed up late making a long list of to doze.


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