I dreamed I was a rodent. It was a mouse unusual dream.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I wanted a job as a guillotine operator so I could, you know, get a head.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Van Gogh actually planned to mutilate himself a second time. Because he heard left ear is the best medicine.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to the hospital for a colorectomy and instead got a lobotomy. Now I half a mind to complain.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I built one boat. Then another. Then another. I’m a serial keeler.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.
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