As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
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I love Frog TV. It’s just so ribbiting.
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
Somebody groped me. But no hard feelings.
In Germany, you cannot paddle a canoe while on dry land. It’s strictly verboten.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
I dreamed I was a rodent. It was a mouse unusual dream.
This year is the New Year. Last year was the Knew Year.
Eating beans before a tennis match? You will find yourself Agassi opponent.