The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...After getting drunk and bench-pressing the Queen, Prince Charles had to be heir-lifted to hospital.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to mannequin technology, anything is posable.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who can remove unsightly leg veins is varicose to my heart.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t have legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Royal TV dramas play Kate the masses.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to speak out against far right fuzz shizzum.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I like joking. It makes me feel a tease.
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