In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?
If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?
If you write an exam in a freezing cold room then you might end up as a testicle.
I sell hot dog buns. I’m the breadwiener of the family.
Licorice has anise flavour.
Overfishing makes us hard of herring. I won’t eat farmed fish either: I don’t believe in roughy housing, or carp pooling. I’ve haddock up to here!
A-Rod plays worse when he has a cold. He just isn’t fielding well.
Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.
Why do people who have bad reactions to milk not put up with amputees?
Because they are lack-toes intolerant!
I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remain eggnogstic.


