In Macauley Culkin’s latest film, Home Loan: everyone know which villains are at default. There’s a celebration for Wall Street bankers, and they catch the bad guys at a subprime party.
Do they use a lot of lubricant on porno sets?
Yes – it’s “Lights, Camera… Unction!”
What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.
Many professional sculptors complain of extreme pain when listening to Clay Aiken.
Atheists lack creed ability.
There’s one US State that loves Barack so much, they’re calling it All Obama.
The possible end to NAFTA gives me tariffying nightmares.
The War on Morning Breath finally ended, with a declaration of a.m. nasty.
Couch puns are an example of davenportmanteau.
I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.


