Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.
You’re from Boise? Idahon’t believe you.
Homophony: puns about a superficial gay dude.
Is baldness inherited or exhairited?
Did you hear about the dyslexic gambler who was addicted to Jack Black movies?
I never gain weight in winter. Because I wear coat regularly.
People don’t like handgun violence, but I say give piece a chance.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
Hear about the cannibal who mistakenly ate the leper?
Afterwards he said, “Sorry, I thought you were a dine-o-sore!”
I was wounded by a machine gun. It looks really uzi.


