Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!
Pie-making is a lost tart.
The first human to eat another human misheard their friend say, “Don’t take a big bite, but you can nibble.”
Wanna hear a cereal pun? I’m not sure you’re Shreddie for it.
I’m getting too many sources of Omega-3 fatty acids. I might have the flax-seeding disease.
Where are there the most wedding dress shops? A: Aisle of White.
The Chippewan Indians have a gradual approach.
Bad hair is an un-combin’ sight.
In the ’70s, where did music go to die? A: The ABBAtoir.
In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?


