I like joking. It makes me feel a tease.
I dreamed I was a rodent. It was a mouse unusual dream.
Where did Judas betray Jesus?
In the Garden of Get-Some-Money.
When Thomas put his finger in Jesus’ cavities, he was a witness to the tooth.
Twitter is standard e-quip-ment.
If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.
My relationship with Betty Crocker has been misconstrudled.
A half-man, half-goat makes the best baby-satyr.
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
I wanted a job as a guillotine operator so I could, you know, get a head.


