I wanted a job as a guillotine operator so I could, you know, get a head.
Those born in tooth-ows innate will have perpetual dental problems.
Happy New Year. But why do I feel so auld?
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
The lisping accountant was always bothered by thumb tacks increase or another.
I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.
My cow can cross a river all by herself. She went to Oxfjord.
How to remember Greek mythological trivia: use Agamemnemonics.
Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.


