How potheads propose:
“Marriage… u wanna?”
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Loading... (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading... (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Drinking salt water makes you crazy. You’ll end up like Frank Costanza: “Salinity now! Salinity now!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Deer Valentine: today, let’s have a hart to hart. I’ll spend lots of doe on you, and we can have some fawn.
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...The documentary about terrorists who flew a plane into a high school?
Boeing for Columbine.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...With the high cost of hair-loss treatments, it’s not just hairlines that are receipting.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
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