I wanted to be an organ donor, but the doctors never de-livered.
I just learned how to fart. I’m a do it your sulfur.
Wayne Gretzky puns are hokey. I’m so tired of that schtick. It’s always the same pucking thing. No more Mr Ice Guy!
Religious suicide bombers? Some of these wacky terrorists have been smoking the koranic.
Anyone who worries about their hair is a doo fuss.
Buy a winnebagel. You have muffin to lose. People might think you’re cookie, but donut listen.
Forced against your will to eat frozen water? You’ve suffered a great ingest ice.
Acting is tough. Many retired performers have post-dramatic stress.
The study of puns: agroanomy.
Sewage treatment plants create a lot of manure fracturing jobs.

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