Masochists love art; especially pain tings.
Can you help me find a Chinese milkman? I’m in a bit of a Quan dairy.
I’ve struggled to develop a 100% pure protein powder, but something keeps getting in my whey.
Water will plunge over a cliff – True or Falls?
Why does it not matter when Germans scratch their butts?
Because ass-itch in time saves nein.
The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.
Why does Greek epic poetry put you to sleep? Because it’s based on the snoral tradition.
Are Mexicans stubborn?
Yes, they have a Juan-track Mayan.
Auctioning a corpse: now that’s morbid!
Three-way with the editor of Wikileaks? Aka a Julian Assangewich.

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