I lose my breath when I drink Starbucks, I get so excited. It must be a Venti elation problem.
If Jesus were a cross-dresser, would that have made him the Pantie-Christ?
Vegans have been in the spotlight with the rise of the #MeatEwww movement.
You can’t win a fight with Monsanto. You just have to agri.
I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.
Ape lied Science: the study of those deceitful chimpanzees.
When geometers get a loan, do they need a cosiner?
Is Rob Ford an aristocrat or a risk to crack?
When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a Gauzian distribution of bandages. And remember to use Fermat pressure.
A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.

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