I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t joke about Hillary Clinton and PMS – she’s the Secretory of State!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Too many radiation puns on this site?
Yes – we’ve reached an all-time glow.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: Hear about my friend Stan, who had his penis cut off by his wife?
ED: Really! She must have been sent to prison.
NED: No, I’m afraid she was let off.
ED: Really. Why?
NED: Because – the judge ruled there was only circumcise-Stan-genital evidence!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...They depicted Mohammad’s donkey in a Danish newspaper cartoon. It was an insult to his llama.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do Eskimos believe in recicicling?
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.
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