Which Greek goddess had the craziest shirts? Aphro-dyed-tee.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...You know you’ve won a polygamist’s heart when he says the magic words, “I love few.”
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear the pun about the man with mussels for brains? It met with cortical a clam.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Aid workers want to enter Burma. But they must wait til they’ve been de-Laosed.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t go out when it’s raining spiders. You risk getting caught in a tarantula downpour.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which bankers put glitter on their testicles?
A: The ones at Gold ManSachs.
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The Irish!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
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