When the Stones lead singer drank too much did they call him Mickey Jäger?
Is there a place in the Middle East with a lot of Jamaicans? Yemen.
Hear about the disgusting native Indian cannibal, who smelled like raw Siouxage?
If a fish and chips shack burns down, the insurance company won’t help, as they don’t cover snacks of cod.
How does a farmer pick up women?
“Wanna ride on my barley? Let’s combine.”
They know how to a tractor!
The Hindi-speaking Walmart greeter became rich: he namasté great fortune.
I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.
The unemployed man was married to a woman who was never satisfied. When he finally got a job, she was irate nonetheless. “Now,” she said, “you are home less!”
THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.
If you are an oil sheikh in the Middle East, you Arabic deal.

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