The hedge-money of the investment bankers is over.
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(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind.
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Germanium.
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Get a happendectomy.
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